PinnedWelcome To My Profile — Scroll down for my latest storiesIndex 1: Sex, Art and HistorySep 2, 2021A response icon1Sep 2, 2021A response icon1
PinnedPublished inThe Kraken LoreThe Salt Seller’s StoryA man is forced to sell salt to the denizens of the Underworld — and not the human kindApr 5, 2024A response icon18Apr 5, 2024A response icon18
Published inLanguage LabThe Most Difficult Language I Have Ever StudiedAnd it also happens to be native to the United States of America and CanadaOct 26A response icon16Oct 26A response icon16
Published inLanguages to LearnI was forced to eat a dish of minced pigs’ face and pigs’ ears mixed with offalAnd the United States of America might be to blame. Hear me outOct 26A response icon1Oct 26A response icon1
Published inDigital SexualityThis 250-Year-Old Erotic Caricature Poked Fun at a Swedish King’s Sex LifeRumour had it that the King was into threesomes with his Queen and his best budOct 6A response icon1Oct 6A response icon1
Published inXenolocutionWhat My Brain Feels Like on a Monday MorningA bloody heavy iron snail crawling at a (duh!) snail’s paceOct 1Oct 1
Published inDigital SexualityThis Pornographic Drawing Is as Old as the United States of AmericaPorn isn’t a recent thing and no, it wasn’t invented in the 20th century. Anyone who says otherwise isn’t really telling the truthSep 12A response icon2Sep 12A response icon2
Published inEntropiesDead Chicken WalkingA small English town is terrorised by an army of zombie chickensJul 16A response icon1Jul 16A response icon1
Published inXenolocutionAliens So Advanced Their Science Looks Like MagicA Supreme Ruler of a race of multi-eyed, trilaterally-symmetrical aliens just popped onto planet Earth for a twisted holidayJun 5Jun 5
Published inDigital SexualityI went to a gay sauna in London……and had a surprisingly good timeJun 5Jun 5