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Here’s what they know and the information they’ve got on you is indeed quite “revealing” — I am an absolute fan of Pornhub Insights. No, not Pornhub (although I am honest and I will admit that I myself, more often than once, have clicked my way to this particular website and its contents for a variety of reasons), but rather, Pornhub Insights. What is that? You…

Surprise, surprise. Jane Austen’s contemporaries were quite the filthy lot. And you guessed it, humans and porn go back a long way. — Meet Thomas Rowlandson. Artist, caricaturist, cartoonist, and pornographer. Also, social commentator, satirist, and lover of women, drinks, and gambling (often indulging in all three at the same time). In other words, he was a late 18th Century to early 19th Century party boy with a talent for drawing. …

From 23,000 BC to the 21st Century — Nude carvings and paintings have always been a feature of European art. Right from the moment Stone Age hunters learned how to carve rock and ivory or how to shape clay and fire it to produce little statues with surprising detail, the female nude — whether meant to inspire, titillate…

Pornhub keeps track of search traffic from every state in America. Let’s see which part of the country is the horniest and most perverted. — Pornhub Insights is one of the world’s greatest inventions, next to the microwave, the laptop and the cellphone. I’m just kidding. It’s also a researcher’s wet dream come true. Now I’m not kidding. Every time you watch porn on the site, the information you key into the search bar is…

The shocking sex life of the Adactylidium mite, Nature’s weirdest incestuous cannibal — Move over, Cersei Lannister. You are about to be dethroned by a microscopic insect even more debauched and vicious than you are. Meet the Adactylidium genus, a family of tiny mites found mostly in the Middle East. …

Seriously? Yes, and the story also happens to be more than 700 years old — In 2019, a mysterious piece of parchment, dating to about 1300, was found by a researcher in a Benedictine abbey in Austria. …

They make vampires and werewolves look like complete amateurs. — Years ago, a friend of mine told me that she nearly fainted one night while looking for her missing cat, Polka. She found the tawny feline with it’s fur all puffed up, hissing hysterically at something in one of the trees…

Constructed languages in science fiction and fantasy — Science fiction and fantasy, more than any other genre, offers writers a limitless creative canvas for pure linguistic experimentation. Take J.R.R. Tolkien and his Lord of the Rings. He worked on the various languages that he constructed specifically for his iconic series populated by wizards and demons, men and elves…

Meet Mother Nature’s worst sex offenders. Yes, some animals are even more messed up than we are. — A religious old lady who lived a few doors down from my house had some of the cattiest and most downright rude things to say about a certain gay couple who lived near our street. Walking past her home, I once heard her screech on the phone, “That’s just so…